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Remember those kids in high school that wore bead bracelets featuring every color of Disney’s paint section at Home Depot? I raved harder than all of them, but couldn’t get myself to do all of that mumbo jumbo. You’re welcome.

I’ll admit, if I only spent as much time in a library as I do in the gym, I’d be much more versed on the subject of Latin American colonization. But hey, if I did that, I may not have been as fun to look at without a shirt on. Just saying…

It’s as though I got caffeine in my DNA. My mind works a mile a minute and it takes at least a dozen puffs of the magic dragon to get me to sleep. I’m like Speedy Gonzalez without the need for tobacco. Try and keep up. I dare you.

What can I say? I’m from the old country. I’m good with my hands, quick on my feet and most happy when behind a German steering wheel. My tasks cover a wide range of duties. But if I had my say, I’d do nothing but operate the valet. #Bingo